What is this?

It should be noted that the law of diminishing returns can not effect entropy. So, what's the point in me or some condemned ghost writer trying to elaborate on the meaning of why this seemingly uninteresting website, or even the domain it lives within exists?

That didn't tell me what this is....

Nope. You should be offended. This should hurt your entire essence as a human-being. You should take to Twitter and accuse me of racism and gender discrimination. But it's not enough. I need more. Nothing seems to satisfy. I said I don't want it, I just need it, to breath, to feel, to know I'm alive. One great big festering neon distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied. Learn to swim.