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Franz Ferdinand

Posted: July 5th, 2010

I've heard this song more than a few times in the last 5 years, but I never really stopped to figure out the slurred lyrics long enough to notice its actually a pretty amazing song, so here ya go: some spiritual understanding of no sorts.

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This would not be complete without the lyrics:

Some say ya' troubled boy
Just because you like to destroy
All the things that bring the idiots joy
Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?

And the kunts won't talk to you
Cause you kissed St. Rollox adieu
Cause you robbed a supermarket or two
Well, who gives a damn about the prophets of Tesco?

Did I see you in a limousine
Flinging out the fish and the unleavened
Turn the rich into wine
As you walk on the mean
Well the fallen are the virtuous among us
Walk among us
Never judge us
Yeah we're all blessed

Up now and get um boy
Up now and get um boy
Drink to the devil and death to the doctors!
Did I see you in a limousine
Flinging out the fish and the unleavened
well Five thousand users fed today
As you feed us wont you Lead us
to be blessed

So we stole and drank champagne
On the seventh seal you said you never feel pain
"I never feel pain, won't you hit me again?"
"I need a bit of black and blue to be in rotation"

In my blood I felt bubbles burst
There was a flash of fist, an eyebrow burst
You've a lazy laugh and a red white shirt
I fall to the floor, fainting at the sight of blood

Did I see you in a limousine
Flinging out the fish and the unleavened
You turn the rich into wine
Walk on the mean
Be they Magdalen at Virgin you've already been
You've already been we've already seen
That the fallen are the virtuous among us
Walk among us
Never judge us
To be blessed

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la...

So I'm sorry if I ever resisted
I never had a doubt you ever existed
I only have a problem when people insist on
Taking their hate and placing it on your name

So they say you're troubled boy
Just because you like to destroy
You are the word, the word is 'destroy'
I break this bottle, think of you fondly

Did I see you in a limousine
Flinging out the fish and the unleavened
To the whore in a hostel
Or the scum of a scheme
Turn the rich into wine
Walk on the mean
It's not a jag in the arm
It's a nail in the beam
On this barren Earth
You scatter your seed
Be they Magdelan or Virgin
You've already been
and you've already seen...

wahoo! wahoo! wahoo!

Yeah! You've already been,
you've already seen
That the fallen are the virtuous among us
Walk among us
Oh if you judge us
We're all damned.

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Running a successful website

Posted: July 3rd, 2010

You know as a user of a low profile website, such as this, you could be anywhere at anytime within the server and it's guaranteed that someone is watching what you do. Not like a stalker, more like a creationist overseeing what he or she has created, maintaining balance by being the law, and creating to please on accountability of the user-base. Dazik during any moment of the day could have anywhere from 20 to 800 people browsing, how do we do it? Everything in life can be simplified into the dream of 1 person, an "idea's man" so to think, Google is one of those and so is Microsoft.

The most important thing about being a web-developer of any sort is the ability to care about your users, most websites really don't care who you are or what you want, just the money you bring them, a good web admin will take the time to read every email and reply to every user that sends one. The first idea to a leading website is to know your user base, know the age and agenda of the general area of its users by watching what they use on your site, and what they like. You take this knowledge from watching to add to the sites content, if somebody really likes movies then you give them a search function to find more, they like it so much they tell their friends and net you even more users, this process repeats over and over and will end with a large user base.

The "carry yourself" rule, one of the biggest roles of every web admin is to interact with their users, if your running a forum you need to be active in it otherwise people will have no idea who you are and just see the site as a little void of the internet, so get in those discussions and talk with people, let them know about some aspects of your life, maybe even your real name, I've gotten feedback on many of my creations about how much of a team player I am from simply replying to people, helping them with their own problems and being an ear to talk to. A good example of an interactive social network where you can speak to owners and employee's is FunAdvice, the owner himself will answer your question if you ask him and he's running a 200,000 user website! So keep yourself in the loop with what your users are talking about, and be a part of the discussion.

At this point your probably wondering where you could possibly get the first users of your site from, well that's easy, tell your friends! Advertising really is not all that necessary as long as you have the content people are looking for, something addictive or something of major use, Dazik fits into the usage category by offering its members something you generally cannot find anywhere else, that alone is all the advertising Dazik needs to live on. To get started find other websites with some sort of tie to your own, a common factor. If your website is all about a video game, or a gaming console, then you want to find gamers to tell about how awesome your site is, tell them what they can do on your site that they probably cant anywhere else to drag them in, get them addicted and they will have friends coming in no time.

Now, on top of all that you also need to be prepared for Search Engine Optimization, SEO for short. The one thing you need to make sure of is that each page has its own meta such as description and keywords, even title. That way when search engines like Google or Yahoo come crawling your site everything will be organized and ready for them to index, Google is your friend use it to your advantage!

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Websites shutdown in movie piracy crackdown

Posted: July 1st, 2010

An update to the previous article on the Obama administration cracking down on piracy, it seems they have already started.

Adding some swashbuckling to its tough talk on fighting piracy, the federal government on Wednesday seized several websites that had offered downloads of pirated movies such as "Toy Story 3" and "Iron Man 2" within hours of their release in theaters.

Federal authorities announced that they had seized domain names from nine websites engaged in the "criminal theft of American movies and television." The websites include TVShack.net, PlanetMoviez.com, ThePirateCity.org and Ninjavideo.net. Combined, the sites drew 6.7 million visitors a month, authorities said.

Officials also seized assets from 15 bank, investment and advertising accounts and executed residential search warrants in North Carolina, New York, New Jersey and Washington, according to a statement from the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, which coordinated its investigation with the U.S. attorney for the Southern District of New York, the Department of Homeland Security and other agencies.


The crackdown, which involved 100 agents working in 11 states and the Netherlands, was part of a renewed campaign dubbed Operation in Our Sites by federal authorities to curb Internet counterfeiting and piracy. The announcement comes a week after the Obama administration unveiled a detailed plan on how to tackle global piracy, including targeting illegal websites.

ICE chief John Morton, speaking at a Walt Disney Studios sound stage where he was joined by movie studio executives and union representatives, trumpeted the bust as the beginning of a "long-term effort to turn the tables on these thieves." The targeted websites, he added, are "run by people who have no respect for creativity and innovation."

The studios say they lose hundreds of millions annually to piracy.

Preet Bharara, U.S. attorney for the Southern District of New York, said in a statement that the actions were necessary to protect the jobs and livelihoods of "ordinary working people" and warned others engaged in similar websites.

"If your business model is piracy, your story will not have a happy ending," Bharara said.

Source: L.A. Times

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